He doesn’t need/want a tie. (That’s like giving a kid underwear as a present.) He’s not really a cologne or aftershave type guy. (It alerts the wildlife he’s coming for them.) You don’t know anything about buying tools to add to his collection. (He’s too picky, if you’re being honest.) Cash feels impersonal (and borders on sketchy). He buys his own sporting equipment. (Phew!) What’s left for you to possibly buy him for Christmas?
What does your neighbor’s cooler look like? You don’t even know, do you? Chances are it looks like every other cooler you’ve seen recently and that’s why you don’t remember.